fuck.

and THAT's why you don't blog drunk

http://www.picrank.com/pic/72LINDSAY%20LOHAN%20BEST%20REAL%20awesome%20spread%20nude%20GORGEOUS%20THIGHS%20PUSSY%20BREASTS%20seductive%20smile%20(search%20LOURDES%20ORTA%20WET%20JPG%20for%20best)%20sex%20porn%20lolita%20kiddie%20underage%20rape%20incest%20mom.jpg

Is this thing on?

No really, eat MY poo

An open letter to "Chipsterwonk:"
I do not appreciate your lies, or at the very least, your inconsistency. I've spotted a lot of references to "Thirty Rock," or as it has been affectionately dubbed, "Dirty Cock" in your blog. While this might generally be considered "funnysmartandgreat," I must warn you, I REMEMBER. In fact, we all remember. And I'm going to rip your cunt apart. If I could, I would follow this threat with a picture from said show of Isabella Rossellini ripping Tina Fey's top off. I can't find one. Also, almost every image search for "girl fight" yields shockingly unappealing porn.

Fuck this, I broke my blog. I can't post any pictures at all now. I'm going to drink.

<3 drunkblog

really?

Dear WWJB,

I'm pretty sure you can't contract STDs like that, but thanks for looking out.

<3

drunkblog

PS.

What would Jesus Blog?

Something Gay.

EDIT
Socks still on= bad nudity
fresh wound on knee (presumably from "you knowww") = well, we've all been there
(Especially you, WWJB)

I am not computer literate. Which means I just lied on a job application. 

This is the picture that came up when I google image searched "eatmypoo." Also, google asked me if I meant "eltiempo" which is a contraction of words in a language I do not speak, or according to my resume, am proficient in. 

fagotron and Jackie are making blogs now.

BLOGWARRRZZZ

What can I blog for ten dolla?

Anyting you want.